SO ONCE UPON A NIGHTMARE I MET A FEW GERMAN CHILDREN
THEY DIED
I ATE THEIR CORPSES
THEY WERE NOT AS GOOD AS LIVE ONES
I GUESS WE'VE ALL GOT OUR JUNK (AND MY JUNK IS YOU)
THAT IS ALL
GOODBYE
HELLO MY NAME IS GREGOR AND I AM GOING TO TELL YOU A STORY
SO ONCE UPON A NIGHTMARE I MET A FEW GERMAN CHILDREN THEY DIED I ATE THEIR CORPSES THEY WERE NOT AS GOOD AS LIVE ONES I GUESS WE'VE ALL GOT OUR JUNK (AND MY JUNK IS YOU) THAT IS ALL GOODBYE
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HELLO MY NAME IS GREGOR AND I AM GOING TO TELL YOU A STORY
SO ONCE UPON A NIGHTMARE I WAS ASKED TO PLAY A PART IN A TV SHOW CALLED THINGER STRAGES I WAS THE MONSTER (OBVIOUSLY) I KILLED EVERYONE LOL THEY ASKED ME TO LEAVE SET #JUSTICEFORGREG THAT IS ALL GOODBYE HELLO MY NAME IS GREGOR AND I AM GOING TO TELL YOU A STORY
SO ONCE UPON A NIGHTMARE I MET A MAN NAMED ALEXANDER HAMILTON HE SAID HE WAS NOT GOING TO THROW AWAY HIS SHOT HE WAS WRONG THAT IS ALL GOODBYE HELLO MY NAME IS GREGOR AND I AM GOING TO TELL YOU A STORY
SO ONCE UPON A NIGHTMARE… MY NAME IS GREGOR AND I CARE WHAT YOU THINK I ATE YOUR BLURRYFACE THAT IS ALL GOODBYE HELLO MY NAME IS GREGOR AND I AM GOING TO TELL YOU A STORY
SO ONCE UPON A NIGHTMARE I HAD TWO TEEN GIRLS HELPING ME OUT ON THIS SITE. THEN ONE OF THEM REALLY PISSED OFF THE OTHER ONE. NOW I ONLY HAVE ONE TEEN GIRL HELPING ME OUT ON THIS SITE. SHE’S AWFUL AT UPDATING. THAT IS ALL GOODBYE HELLO MY NAME IS GREGOR AND I AM GOING TO TELL YOU A STORY
SO ONCE UPON A NIGHTMARE I HAD A BOYFRIEND BUT THEN HE WAS A JERK SO I ATE HIM. THAT IS ALL GOODBYE HELLO MY NAME IS GREGOR AND IM GOING TO TELL YOU A STORY SO ONCE UPON A NIGHTMARE I MET A BOY I HAVE TEXTED HIM AND HE HASN'T TEXTED BACK HE'S PROBABLY STILL SLEEPING IT'S 5:00 PM HE'S PROBABLY SLEEPING. THAT IS ALL GOODBYE HELLO MY NAME IS GREGOR AND I AM GOING TO TELL YOU A STORY ONCE UPON A NIGHTMARE I STABBED A HUMAN HUMANS ARE LIKE POTATOES IF YOU STAB THEM, THEY WONT EXPLODE IN THE MICROWAVE THAT IS ALL GOODBYE HI…THIS IS GREGOR'S FRIEND, WB. UM…GREGOR'S BEEN A BIT SICK, SO I'M FILLING IN FOR HIM.
OKAY SO…UM…HELLO MY NAME IS WB AND I'M GOING TO TELL YOU A STORY. SO ONCE UPON A TIME…WAIT THAT'S NOT HOW HE STARTS THEM…UM…ONCE UPON A NIGHMARE? YEAH, BETTER. OKAY SO ONCE UPON A NIGHTMARE I FILLED IN FOR GREGOR. UM…I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT TO PUT HERE. OKAY BYE WAIT! THATS NOT HOW HE ENDS HIS POSTS! ARGH... HELLO MY NAME IS GREGOR AND I AM GOING TO TELL YOU A STORY. SO ONCE UPON A NIGHTMARE RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER HAD A VERY SHINY NOSE. SO I ATE HIM. |
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October 2016
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