HELLO MY NAME IS GREGOR AND IM GOING TO TELL YOU A STORY
SO ONCE UPON A NIGHTMARE I MET A BOY
HE WAS A MARTIAN POTATO
I FELL IN LOVE WITH HIM
HE WAS SO HANDSOME AND HE ALWAYS SMELLED LIKE FRENCH FRIES
SO WE WENT TO THE MOVIES TOGETHER
I HAVE TEXTED HIM AND HE HASN'T TEXTED BACK
HE'S PROBABLY STILL SLEEPING
IT'S 5:00 PM
HE'S PROBABLY SLEEPING.
THAT IS ALL
GOODBYE